4chan: What Would You Bring if You Were Stranded on an Island?

Found this while on 4chan
An anonymous person asks:

If you were stranded on an island what three items would you bring?
Whats not allowed:
*women
*vessels
*planes

1) 4chan
2) food
3) bed


Another person replies
1. Michael Phelps
2. Saddle
3. A stick with a gold medal tied to the end of it.