Friday, July 24, 2009

The Count Censored (Parody of Count Song)


The Count Censored, Count Dracula Censored beep beeped out. Pretty good huh? Whoever made this video is a genius this song is perfectly made to be bleeped out it just fits with it, if you know what I mean. All they did was just bleep out the part when the count says count.

You know that I am called the Count
Because I really love to beep
I could sit and beep all day
Sometimes I get carried away

I count slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started @!#^ing it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could !@#& forever, !^&* until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4

I beep the spiders on the wall...
I beep the cobwebs in the hall...
I beep the candles on the shelf...
When I'm alone, I beep myself!

I beep slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started beep, it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could beep forever, beep until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, I love beep!
That's the song of the Count! beeeep

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