Monday, July 18, 2011

Chappelle's Show: Tupacs New Song

Chappelles Show
Tupac is Still Alive
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Tupac wrote this song a long time ago, way before Blackberry pagers. Tupac is still alive he released this new song.


Dave Chapelle/Tupac Lyrics
"Dave Chappelle Show: New Tupac Skit"
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makeveli here, kickin rhymes for the ages
see things is changin, wives, work, smokin by sages
from skytell to blackberry pagas!
yo crew dont phase us, well make you bustas pay us
run up in yo spot like CJ from San Andreas.

I wrote this song a long time
a real long time ago FEEL ME!
i wrote this song a long time ago
it was the dopest song i ever wrote in 94
now what can a nigga do..
when half the people voted for george W.
Listen close, George W. cant be true
im gunna choke him, cause hes a snitch
Im talkin bout george w smith
from city council, he ran in 93
out in oakland, you probably didnt hear about him.
I wrote this song a long time ago
a real long time ago
way before slim shady was in demand
way before we dropped bolony on afghanistan
i wrote this song in 94!
how am i doin this?!?!
look around the club
see everyone in the place
showin pac love
and a smile on my face
the girl in the mini skirt has bad taste
cause that shirt dont match
and theres a puddin stain on the back
what the fuck is that?!
it might be dooo doooo!
and you in the back you ain't the shit,
you bought a gin a tonic but u didnt even tip
and if u hit this table one more time
then the record might skip *record skips* might skip
i told you...stop hittin the table.
Tupac is ova. I wrote this crap in 1994.
IM NOT ALIVE!
THUG LIFE!
dave chappelle, that aint yo wife.
you better leave, you have 2 kids
GO HOOOOOMMMEE!!!
i wrote this song a long time ago
a real long time ago
way before beanie seigel had to do a bid
way before dave chappelle had 2 kids
you aint gettin no coochy.
DJ: rest in peace
OKAY I WILL!

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